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A friend noticed a pool of 'fluid' under his car when he returned to it at his works car park.  The fluid was under the rear of the car which is a FWD Alfa, so he assumed that it was brake fluid so he left his car at work as it was midnight, came in next day and called out the AA.

AA man quickly diagnosed that it was engine oil, and asked if the car had been parked the other way around in the parking space.  It hadn't.

Head scratching time for the AA man....... until he opened the boot and found a leaking container of engine oil.  :D  :D  :D

You can only imagine the pi55 taking with this one, the AA man was Pi55ing himslef with laughter as you can imagine.  As we did of course  :durr:  :blush:  :durr:

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On a similar vein, I recently returned to my car to make the return journey home after visiting relatives.

I noticed a small puddle below the front nearside wheel and a drip on 1 of the wishbones. This seemed most puzzling and rather worrying to me as it's location meant it could be battery, coolant or brake fluid. After a bit of investigating I decided to taste the fluid.

It solved my concerns immediately...

Cat p***!

Girlfriend laughed all the way home.

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i am not sure would recognise cat p*** straightaway...

do you do regular tastings then :p

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:laugh:

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After a bit of investigating I decided to taste the fluid.

It solved my concerns immediately...

Cat p***!

Surely sniffing it must be number 1 priority ?  :)

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After a bit of investigating I decided to taste the fluid.

It solved my concerns immediately...

Cat p***!

Surely sniffing it must be number 1 priority ?  :)

Probably best to avoid the subject of cats IME :o)

Very emotive.

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Probably best to avoid the subject of cats IME :o)

Very emotive.

What!, even here !  :D

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