Blokes, don't drink beer

[Tigger]

Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains

female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough

beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1hour

period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight.

2) Talked excessively without making sense.

3) Became overly emotional.

4) Couldn't drive.

5) Failed to think rationally.

6) Argued over nothing.

7) Had to sit down while urinating.

8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary

Tigger

[Lurksalot]

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OK .....

I'll sign up for my New Man classes tommorrow...........

NOT

 

[lukeyboy]

You laugh!!!! it is true.. I watched a medical program on this subject.

Alcohol when consumed by women converts the lady hormone into testosterone. The dose is way above what their normal level is and they find it hard to handle, which is why they become agressive easily with a few shandy's on board. This process happens quite rapidly, hence the b***hing, arguing and hair pulling on Friday nights

When blokes drink booze it converts our testosterone to the lady hormone, which leads to hardened drinkers nuts shrinking in size and the growth of man boobs.

I wondered why I was needing a bra!!!!

Scared the hell out of me when I was watching this