Bestman's speech "Martin Keene"

[Martin Keene]

The best, BM speech I heard of was one were the BM asked for all the copy front door keys to the brides home to be handed back......at which point every man in the room left a set of keys at the top table  

That's quite good actually.

Funniest BM speech I ever saw, a group of the BM's friends agreed before hand that as soon as he got up, they would all get up and leave the room... What was even funnier was the BM was dreading it so much by the time he came to do it, he was that p********, he couldn't even talk!

[Rob Marshall]

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he was that p********, he couldn't even talk!

That sounds like a plan     Hic!

[markcoopers]

Start witha  joke, something like:

" Being asked to be the best man is much like being asked to make love to the queen mum.

An honour but you wouldn't really want to"

They will laught or chase you out either way no one will forget your speach.

MArk

[ChrisF]

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" Being asked to be the best man is much like being asked to make love to the queen mum.

An honour but you wouldn't really want to"

That would go down well at a presbyterian wedding  

[Morbius]

The best, BM speech I heard of was one were the BM asked for all the copy front door keys to the brides home to be handed back......at which point every man in the room left a set of keys at the top table  

That's quite good actually.

Dangerous though.

Might be an urban myth, but I have heard of a couple of instances where the joke backfired because they got more keys back than they handed out to the blokes in the know .