Rob Marshall Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 As most of you know Martin Keene is marrying Anita next Saturday, for my sins I have agreed to be his bestman. I have most of the speech sorted, but wonder if any of you have any embarassing stories about Martin. Even if the are too rude for the speech I an sure we would all love to hear them Also any last minute advice would be good to hear. Rob Quote
adhawkins Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 Also any last minute advice would be good to hear. Don't write your speech out and read it. Write it in note form and then work from them. Get a pack of blank postcards, and stick 3 or 4 notes on each postcard. Number the cards so that you don't get them out of order. Andy Quote
chazpowerslide Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 We are a loyal bunch in Cambridge so no stories will be forth coming from Martin's Cambs bretherin...........................................unless of course you make a promise to use the info privided Chaz. Quote
Rob Marshall Posted September 23, 2006 Author Posted September 23, 2006 Chaz Of course I will use any info , just don't tell Martin What did he do to win the red mist award a couple of years ago? Quote
chazpowerslide Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 He beat a Barry Boy Nova into a pulp for "looking at him" at a set of traffic lights. Chaz. Quote
*Emma* Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 I think you should just make something up. Quote
Rob Marshall Posted September 23, 2006 Author Posted September 23, 2006 Emma With Martin don't think I will need to make anything up, there should be plenty I can mention. Curborough last year springs to mind, how ill were you Martin Quote
KerryS Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 Ramming Chaz up the has got to be there Kerry Quote
scott beeland Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 Refusing to get a shower in Germany on the Seven IG tour because the water was cold; or refusing to eat much coz it wasn't cornflakes gets my vote Quote
stu999 Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 Ramming Chaz up the has got to be there Kerry But there might be children at the wedding... Quote
DickieB Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 Rob, You know who I work for. Our rule is: Stand up, speak up, shut up, sit down. Never failed so far! Richard Quote
Martin Keene Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 Refusing to get a shower in Germany on the Seven IG tour because the water was cold; or refusing to eat much coz it wasn't cornflakes gets my vote Damn... I knew Germany would come back to haunt me at some point... Quote
ChrisF Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 QUOTE KerryS @ Sep. 23 2006,17:57) QUOTE Ramming Chaz up the has got to be there QUOTE But there might be children at the wedding... Seeing red mist and Nova chasing come as part of the package with Martin Quote
ChrisF Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 The best, BM speech I heard of was one were the BM asked for all the copy front door keys to the brides home to be handed back......at which point every man in the room left a set of keys at the top table Or you could have a toast to the happy couple....at which point everyone throws a piece of toast at the top table See you Saturday Rob......Taxi Quote
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