Best blonde joke ever !

[Gavin]

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant

for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman

they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she

has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular

basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any.

But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the

pharmacist.

"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it.

She returns with the container and hands it to the

pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ..........................

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

     

[Scottish Bloke]