Monday Joke

[Pembroke Pat]

JOKE

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

> checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists, two

> men and a woman.

>

> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large

> metal door and handed him a gun.

>

> "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what

> the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife

sitting

> in a chair. Kill Her!"

>

> The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."The

> agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.

Take

> your wife and go home."

>

> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and

> went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came

> out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

>

>

> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go

> home."

>

> Finally it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,

> to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

> Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,

> banging on the walls. After a few minutes all was quiet. The door

> opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her

> brow.

>

> "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to

> death with the chair."

>

> MORAL women are evil. Don't mess with them!