matthew h Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 Some light entertainment Mercedes forum - My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Bentley Forums - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Corsa forums -Some punk kid in a Saxo tried to race me. Saxo forums -Some punk kid in a Corsa tried to race me. Fiesta/Escort/Sierra forums -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. VW Bug forum - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Yugo Forum - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini forum - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata forums - Some redneck ******* in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum - Are petrol prices going down any time soon? BMW 7-series forum - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac forum - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Delorean forum - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Clio forum - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Smartcar forum - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forums - Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche forums - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? Jaguar - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? Mini - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics) Dodge Viper forum - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather? McLaren F1 forum -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. Minivan forum - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be? Hummer forum - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £35 in petrol. Fiat forum -Hello? Am I the only member? Subaru WRX forum - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Sainsburys car park. Chevy pickup forum - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? Supra Forums -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa. Vette Forums -Why did I pay £50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel Land Rover forums -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start. Quote
scoobydevil Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 very funny been off sick and had to read in stages as it hurt to laugh. Quote
Molydood Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 excelllent! did you write it yourself? very funny Quote
cast iron Posted May 12, 2006 Posted May 12, 2006 Micra Owners Club Have you seen the new shade of beige for the pension book covers (sorry Tex) Quote
matthew h Posted May 12, 2006 Author Posted May 12, 2006 Stolen of a cycle forum of all places! The one for the Elise forums............ I have a problem with my firewall. Quote
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