BMW Driver

[Vinny's Westie]

The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming onto one of

my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I

couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT

ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big

enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver

of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology

to me with a long blast of his horn.) Unbelievably, I had to do the same

again before I could get to the BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this

lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW drivers only?) Anyway, once I

was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation

that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car

ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was

driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got to within a foot or so

of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't

be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.

Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that,

but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!

He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run

him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get

onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent

car. Needless to say, I was eager oblige and when we had stopped, the man

gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car

goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I

have, so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent

away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either -

they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police

Station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I

earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so

they will take it off me! See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get

when you buy and drive a BMW.

[Rob Navin]

[pistonbroke2]

When I got pulled in My Beemer in Wales of course it cost me

£400.00. and 5 Freeeking points.

[RobC]

why are you telling everyone what they should already know?

[pistonbroke]

When I got pulled in My Beemer in Wales of course it cost me

£400.00. and 5 Freeeking points.

The beemer cost £400 ?

you was robbed  

[Liam]

[blankczechbook]

whoops

[markcoopers]

So get out of me way.