Trees are bad for the environment

[Martin Keene]

[ChrisF]

Don't taste as good as a cow, pig or lamb  though

Philistine    

[Mark Stanton]

Philistine

Nope, church of england              

[ChrisF]

 Chairmen

[Mark Stanton]

Where, who       can't prove it not me  

[markcoopers]

At least living in the fens means no uphill gardening Chris

And for the record, it's Liam, martin and the rest of us that need the rest in your garden when we've been out for a blat with you.

[ChrisF]

Mark...I don't know what me mean  

[pistonbroke]

Martin I love my garden, it's theraputic and a great place to unwind...

carefull !  farting produces "methane"