slippy Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 The chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man United "Park, Park, Where ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country But it could be worse You could be a scouse Eating rats in your council house" (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all f@*k one another The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc ************************************** "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"... Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia. *************************************** "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?" Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips *************************************** Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" *************************************** (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind): "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER" *************************************** To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next" **************************************** West brom sang: the premier league is upside down the premier league is upside down we'r up the top chelsea bottom the premier league is upside down then a few seconds later champions...............champions.............champions *************************************** He's here, he's there We're not allowed to swear Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf" Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song. ************************************** A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... *in style of Chim-Chiminey* "Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim Tirooo We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!! *************************************** In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad *************************************** Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland *************************************** Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan! *************************************** To the tune of Rebel Rebel Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad **************************************** Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. ******************************************************************** Quote
oldman Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 Two,four,six & a bit,who put Blunkett in the s**t. Why!Himself,his own DNA,wot a tit! not quite footy....but aloada balls Quote
Lordbenny Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 Superb My favourite at the moment is: And it's Cry-stal Palace, Cry-stal palace Fc, We're by FAR the greatest te-am, The world has ever seen!!! That's one for the scousers! Quote
oldman Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 Kop a load of this then... Ere we kin go ere we kin go....err ere we kin go..ere we er go Kinell ...wots next line Quote
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Two,four,six & a bit,who put Blunkett in the s**t. Why!Himself,his own DNA,wot a tit! not quite footy....but aloada balls me not being a football fan, the others whistle right over my head ..... Quote
Boomy Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"... Comedy gold.Genius Quote
oldman Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Zigger Zagger,Zigger Zagger,Stoke City.......Not a lot of you will remember that un.....Kinell,I think they even made a play about it Quote
david.c Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Zigger Zagger,Zigger Zagger,Stoke City.......Not a lot of you will remember that un.....Kinell,I think they even made a play about it Even the Spice Girls ripped off part of that one David Quote
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