Fat Albert Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Bunker play An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker An Eva Braun - picked up in the bunker Ball striking An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result A Russell Grant - a fat iron A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise not bad at all A Rodney King - over-clubbed An O.J. Simpson - got away with it A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner Putting A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't Quote
Boomy Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Brilliant Sally Gunnell one had me genuinely laughing out loud. Quote
the bear Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I've been hitting Sally's for a while now. Occasionally I have been known to hit the ball 'A bit Ann Whiddicombe' the result is a ball hit short, fat and the result is very ugly Quote
oldman Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Ad a look at golf on't box the other dee.Couldn't understand it. Why do they all have a glove sticking out of back pocket,stick heel in air after hitting ball etc. Why do they have to carry a bag of tools around....surely ones enough.In fact they make someone else carry the bag for em.Wot the kinell are them beaches for....Loada balls in't ruff......Which reminds me ...Did you know beavers are back Quote
pistonbroke Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Loada balls in't ruff......Which reminds me ...Did you know beavers are back New hair style Quote
oldman Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 No..Beavers are back.Saw it on't news this morning...proper Beavers Quote
pistonbroke Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Do they eat gnu's ? best watch out for them dams at newby bridge , wont half upset the snotty yatties Quote
the bear Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 more golf slang, Putting - an Eddie Izzard - thought it bent but turned out it was straight. Quote
pistonbroke Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Gnu's well somethin ate the gnu's from yer sig. notice the elk an dear missing to ? very circumspect , twas OK till them kin beevers got out Quote
oldman Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Gnu's well somethin ate the gnu's from yer sig. notice the elk an dear missing to ? very circumspect , twas OK till them kin beevers got out Wot the kinell's he talkin about Quote
WestyDub16V Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 not a golfer myself but luv a bit of quality humour. Quote
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