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If you keep  your rod out your hand  
:blush:  :blush:  :blush:
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1000 posts in seven months, is that a record?  

Hardly  

 Just a day's work to some. eh? :D  :D

Try entering 'have you tried a search' on every thread you'll soon reach 1000.  :D  :D  :D  :D

Sorry Blatters, i'll get my coat.

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Try entering 'have you tried a search' on every thread you'll soon reach 1000.        
 Er, Search.. a...do ...have you......tried...... Nah! can't get the hang of it at all! :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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Nah! can't get the hang of it at all!

Unlike fishing :p

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Nah! can't get the hang of it at all!

Unlike fishing :p

Andrew was one of whitbys keenest Anglers in his day , I noticed he was "reeling"  you in down the straights at Cadwell in the battle of the pinto    :blush:  :devil:  :devil:  :devil:  :devil:   

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Mummy Balloon and Daddy Balloon were having problems with Baby Balloon.

Every night without fail Baby Balloon would creep into Mummy Balloon and Daddy Balloon's  bed.

It became apparent that Mummy Balloon & Daddy Balloon had to do something about the problem.

That evening they sat Baby Balloon down and explained that he was a Big Balloon now and shouldn't need to go into Mummy Balloon and Daddy Balloon's bed.  They asked if he understood and he said he did.

The next few weeks were bliss for Mummy Balloon And Daddy Balloon - but one night Baby Balloon woke up...

....he crept into Mummy Balloon and Daddy Balloon's bedroom and crept under the duvet.  He couldn't quite squeeze between them so, he let a little bit of air out of Mummy Balloon, then a little bit of air out of Daddy Balloon, and finally a little bit of air out of himself, until he fit snuggly between them.  

The next morning Mummy Balloon and Daddy Balloon woke up to find Baby Balloon between them.

At breakfast Daddy Balloon confronted Baby Balloon and said.........

You've let your Mum down, Your Dad down, but most importantly you've let yourself down!!!!!!!

:D  :D  :D

Sal

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Master Bates! There's a whale on the horizon. Kinell it's a Sperm  :p
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Andrew was one of whitbys keenest Anglers in his day , I noticed he was "reeling"  you in down the straights at Cadwell in the battle of the pinto                
 Oh for Cod's sake! sling yer hook! :bangshead:  :D  :D  :D Mr Iron, don't rise to the bait! :D  :D  :D

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