Cheap Fuel

[alan dixon]

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[Darrell O'Neill]

Ultra Low Cost Value Unleaded (50 RON)

Especially popular with Rover Metro and Nissan Micra drivers, our 50 RON ULCVU fuel is made from refinery leftovers. This is a very inexpensive fuel indeed as it is actually classified as industrial waste rather than fuel.

[a4gom]

Seen this before, surely its a p*** take, petrol through your letterbox?

Anyone had any (that they ordered i.e. not delivered on mischievous night )

[Martin Keene]

Just in case you are an American, or possibly drive a car made by Suzuki, we will spell the purpose of Petrol Direct out to you in simple terms. This is a spoof. A parody. We do not sell petrol or any other fuels, and certainly not plutonium or antimatter. Sorry. This site is strictly for laughs only.

[a4gom]

 

Must learn to read it all not just skip through.

Taxi for Gom

[Martin Keene]

It's actually hidden on another page...

[adhawkins]

That bit may be...but try clicking on any of the order buttons (if memory serves...)

Andy

[Martin Keene]

They could have made it funnier...

[Pembroke Pat]

Actually Phillips 66 (an old petrol brand) was called that because they made 66 octane petrol .

Before the days of catalytic reformers and alkylation units

[Chris Elworthy]

Actually Phillips 66 (an old petrol brand) was called that because they made 66 octane petrol .

Before the days of catalytic reformers and alkylation units

Are they the same people that make (note didn't use word BREW) American Beer, that might explain a lot.

WHY is American Beer like making love in a Canoe?

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...they're both f*cking close to water

[david.c]

Excellent find          

David

[pistonbroke]

Dont forget

Put bucket on floor behind  letter box