markcoopers Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said," Business, I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago," He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at the convention?" Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer. I use information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?" "Well,," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." Quote
pistonbroke Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 Superb ! top joke ya cant beat the old uns Quote
Jed Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. my grandfather was an american indian - does that mean I should have inherited something ? Quote
Mark Stanton Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 yep a yearning for the outdoor life and camping and an occasional Buffalo burger Quote
adhawkins Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 and an occasional Buffalo burger Had Buffalo wings once...does that make me half Native American? Andy Quote
oldman Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 Hi ho silver lining...who sang that then ..Wasn't Toto Quote
jak Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 and an occasional Buffalo burger Had Buffalo wings once...does that make me half Native American? Andy Did n't know buffalo could fly Quote
jak Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 one popular myth is that African-American men arethe most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. my grandfather was an american indian - does that mean I should have inherited something ? I believe it can sometimes skip a generation or two Quote
pistonbroke Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. my grandfather was an american indian - does that mean I should have inherited something ? Is that a totem pole in yer pocket or a pipe wrench Quote
TrevP Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 German goes to an English prostitute "I vish to buy sex viz you." "OK," says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour." "..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do little kinky." So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees." The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees." She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs. "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you." She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say: "That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?" "Ah," says the German .. . . "zat is ze.... Four-sprung Duck Technique." Quote
bhouse Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 Hi ho silver lining...who sang that then ..Wasn't Toto Jef Beck Group Quote
neilb Posted September 28, 2005 Posted September 28, 2005 What the difference between buffalo and bison? Quote
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