Phssthpok Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 ……Today I mainly dislike: .…....women who leave the toilet seat down. .…....people who furtively fart ........people who belch in front of the Queen ........all tribal tattoos ........women with tattoos on the base of their back ........the entire Labour front bench ........all Conservatives who wear trousers ........camping; especially in a tent ........men who giggle ........women who smoke roll-ups ........all cat owners .…....people with small cars ........men who use handkerchiefs ........Westfield owners who don't know how to change their oil ........anyone who calls me "p***-pot" ........Yootha Joyce look-a-likes ........anyone who didn't turn up to the AGM .…....moustaches that cover the top lip .......people who use balsamic vinegar .......women with nasal hair .......men with breasts .......the football season .......buck knives .......keys on chains connected to your belt .......bald men who wear bandanas .......anyone under the age of 30 who owns a Westfield .......boots with flames on them .......all clothing advertising Westfield .......Westfield owners who pay people to “service” their car .......low profile tyres .......people who buy a Westfield and say they own a Lotus 7 .......dogs cellulite .......toothpaste adverts .......Apple Macs .......people who eat earwax .......Andrew Windsor .......The X-Factor and all the idiots who audition .......spanking as part of foreplay .......people with yellow teeth who try to French kiss you .......anyone reading this list Quote
pistonbroke Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 I think most candidates go out on No2 Quote
steve_m Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 .......Westfield owners who pay people to “service” their car Do people with kits do this ? I know Cateringvan people do but I don't know of any Dax owners who would do this Quote
felters Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 I think most candidates go out on No2 I disagree. If I "cut the cheese" then furtive is hardly the word for it. Toxic maybe. I might even settle for resonant. But not furtive. Quote
jak Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 Today I dislike people who make lists of things they dislike. Quote
pistonbroke Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 I think most candidates go out on No2 I disagree. If I "cut the cheese" then furtive is hardly the word for it. Toxic maybe. I might even settle for resonant. But not furtive. you have to admit though , it "sounds" good farting furtivley or even furtively farting I mean "toxic farting" ? just doesnt ring "resonant farting" sounds like an old peoples home, for the deaf and hard of hearing Quote
Liam Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 "resonant farting" No, no, no. "Luxurious" or "lavish" Quote
Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 sounds like an old peoples home, for the deaf and hard of hearing Pardon Quote
pistonbroke Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 We Brits like to share our experiences hence the wonderful phrase .. "farting around " Of coarse if your names Schumacker it means something completeley different Quote
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