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The Searchmeister will probably clock up his 20,000th post in the next year.

By my reckoning this would equate to:

a) 1 minute for every post = 333 hours posting

b) 10 posts read for every 1 post made at 10 seconds per read = 555 hours

c) 1 search carried out for every 5 posts made at 3 minutes per search = 200 hours

This totals 1088 hours in 4 to 5 years - surely no man can do this on his own and still have time for ironing and so on.

Discuss....or don't.

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surely no man can do this on his own and still have time for ironing and so on.

Discuss....or don't.

:D  :D

There's the explanation........his shirt is always creased.... ;)

Posted
Working? Or just attending work? ???:D
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i thought this was his job.. hes the only full pay roll member of the WSCC and is employed to provide us all with a wealth of 'useful' information..

Is blatman also "webmaster"? that adds a few numbers to your calculations too.

:p

:D

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No, Blatman is not Webmaster.

The webmaster appears to have a real job ;) (unlike me :D)

Andy

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There could only ever be one Blatman.

And for that we are all very lucky :D:D:D:D:D

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Blatman actually works for MI5 and spends his days scanning dubious websites and chat rooms such as this - the fact that he's quite knowledgeable in Westfields and associated 7esque marques is more a coincidence than by design. His real name is Ino Howtofixit and he has worked for the KGB (sorry , MI5) for the last 53 years…

Regards,

Bond, James

:cool:  :cool:  :cool:

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"Blatman" is actually a CIA sponsored project. Deep in sub-level 5 black of the Denver data repository there is a secret annex, accessible by alpha security cleared personnel only.

Within a well equipped lab inside, there is a hydrogenic pool, suspending a life supported male human, deprived of any physical contact since birth.

There is a sensor map attached to his skull with several probes drilled straight into key brain areas. An advanced AI program interprets these brainwaves via suitable stimuli. Part of the interpretation program streams a random list of english words rearranged for grammar and context to the boardroom.

For those of you who didn't know, the boardroom is actually "Project Boardroom", a CIA sponsored project to control the world's oil reserves via kitcar usage.

Unfortunately, having been deprived of human contact and suspended in a hydrogenic solution, Blatman is now grossly blubbery, puffy skinned and covered in seeping acne  :D  :D  :D

Blatgirl is also a CIA sponsored project, but by contrast, she's a sexy international assassin.

All this information was provided by my mate, Elvis Presley, who's worked at our local chip shop since 1975.

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:D  :D  :D
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peter, how shall i say this...

you really need to get out more  :D  :D

as does blatters,i believe hes let out of the darkened bunker for 10 minutes every 8 hours,bit of a pit pony  :t-up:  :D

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:D  :D  :D
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peter, how shall i say this...

you really need to get out more  :D  :D

...if I wasn't so hideously ugly and scare children at a 1000 yards, then I'd take your advice. Now, where was my copy of "Conspiracy Weekly" :D  :D  :D

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eerr top shelf just behind Razzle ,i ve been told.. :p  :D  :D

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