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I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this senior citizen handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir,  what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You  shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he  said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some  embarrassment in this roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something  and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't p*** out of it," the man replied.

The doctor's office erupted in laughter.

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A man goes into woolworths to buy some asperin , the girl at the counter asks him why he is in his bare feet , in the middle of winter ?

Oh feck , says the man , I thought I was in boots   :sheep:

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A man goes into woolworths to buy some asperin , the girl at the counter asks him why he is in his bare feet , in the middle of winter ?

Oh feck , says the man , I thought I was in boots   :sheep:

Same man goes into Woolies and ask the pretty young assistant " Do you have any Vaseline"

"No" replies the young lady, "have you tried Boots"

"I want to slide in, not ****** march in" Says the man

:D  :D

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Swedish guy goes into boots and asks ......

[swedish accent here]

"have you a deoderant ?"

"Yes sir" .  says the girl behind the counter

"spray or aerosol ?"

"For the armpits" ,      says the swede

:durr:

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I thought it was

'Ball or aerosol?'

'Neither I want it for my armpits!'

Just the sight of Pamela Stephenson saying 'ball or aerosol' was enough ;);)

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young lad talking to his grandad..

"grandad can you make a sound like a frog"

"why"

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"cos dad says when you croak we`re going to Florida"

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Just the sight of Pamela Stephenson saying 'ball or aerosol' was enough ;);)

What about the American Express Card sketch ???  ???

'American Express? That'll do nicely, Sir. And would you like to rub my tits, too...'

 :D  :D  :blush:  :love:

David

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David

why would anyone want to rub your tits ?

;)  ;)  ;)

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You obviously haven't met him :blush:
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Think it was Rowan Atkinson who said it -not Pamela Stephenson.
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Swedish guy goes into boots and asks ......

[swedish accent here]

"have you a deoderant ?"

"Yes sir" .  says the girl behind the counter

"spray or aerosol ?"

"For the armpits" ,      says the swede

:durr:

:D  :D  :D

:arse:

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