pistonbroke Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 1. its socially acceptable to do it in public 2. Bigger doesn't always get more attention 3. The phone wont ring while your in the middle it 4. You get to use yer rubber more than once 5. You dont have to sit through dinner and a movie beforehand 6. You and the car always finish at the same time 7. You drive as hard and fast as you can right from the start 8. You always know where to put yer hands 9.The quicker you finish the better 10. You can do it more than once in an afternoon Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 11. It's cheaper 12. My engine still sucks 13. My westy has never once said "is that it?" Quote
JeffC Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 14 doesnt matter when the last time it was cleaned before use. 15. you never feel like going to sleep afterwards Quote
melt Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 16. You can go back out and do it again, straight away! 17. It's just as hard the second time as it was the first! Mel Quote
Bafty Crastard Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Whats this thread all about then!!!!! Quote
Westfields Rock On Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 18. I can actually drive the westy and not sit in front of motors TV making gear changing and steering motions. Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 19. Since fitting the Quaife box.....no more sloppy seconds (or fumbling around in the box) Alas, I have found a downside.... 20. Rear-ending................. Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Whats this thread all about then!!!!! There's a clue in the title and the posts. Quote
Matt Seabrook Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 18. I can actually drive the westy and not sit in front of motors TV making gear changing and steering motions. Have you actualy had sex? Cant say I have ever watched motors tv and made gear changing and steering motions when haveing sex Quote
Buzz Billsberry Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Why racings better than sex? R U crazy? U can tell you're old and married! Buzz Quote
JeffC Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 22. not 5 days of the month where the car gets all stroppy and unreasonable.. 23.no complaints if you slide out and end up in the back paddock.. 24. doesnt matter how much abuse you give it still feels as tight 3rd time in the saddle.. Quote
slippy Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 25. You can make engine noises during 26. You can stop for a pint in between Quote
Kaz Posted August 21, 2005 Posted August 21, 2005 Can stop for a fag and a rest half way through. The Westy never answers back! CHARLIE POSTING ON KAZ'S COMPUTER. Quote
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