JOTD

[funbobby]

One day a witch was flying through fantasy land on her broomstick when she looked down and saw a bright yellow toad jumping up and down, she flew down,'hello little toad how are you'?'how am i' said the toad, 'i'm fkin yellow how do you think i am'?'oh dear' said the witch - 'i may have a spell that will tyurn you to your proper colour,she got out her wand said the magic words and hey presto the toad became green again except for his yellow willy!!!!'Jesus christ' yelled the toad 'this is worse than before - change me back'

'Im sorry' said the witch 'i dont know how to reverse spells - do you know where the wizard lives'?

'Yes' said the toad

'Well go there and he will make you all green'

'OK' said the toad and hopped off

The witch set of on her way again - someway along the flight she looked down and saw an enormous elephant that was pink

'Hello Mr Elephant how are you'? asked the witch

'How the fk am I' said the elephant -' Im pink how do you think I am'

'Oh dear' said the witch -' I may have a spell that can turn you grey again'

She took out her wand said the magic words and hey presto

the elephant was grey again

except for a huge pink willy

'Oh for fks sake said the elephant turn me back my lifes not worth living walking about with this thing bright pink'

'Im sorry said the witch I cant reverse spells - but the wizard can, pop along to his place and he will sort you out'

'But I dont know where he lives' said the Elephant

Oh thats easy said the witch ..........................................

'JUST FOLLOW THE YELLOW danglerED TOAD'

[melt]

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

           

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[Liam]

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[Chris Elworthy]

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