Tuesday titter

[Mark B]

> THE DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT (actually happened)

>

> There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you

> tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients.

>

> I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this

> senior citizen handled it.

>

> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he

> approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you

> seeing the doctor for today?"

>

> "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

>

> The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a

> crowded office and say things like that."

>

> "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

>

> The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment

> in this roomful of people. You should have said there is something

> wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem

> further with the doctor in private."

>

> The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of

> others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

>

> The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

>

> The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

>

> "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

>

> The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken

> her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

>

> "I can't p*** out of it," the man replied.

>

> The doctor's office erupted in laughter.

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