Chav jokes

[Coxy]

1 . Why are Chavs like slinkies?

    They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a

flight of stairs.

2 . What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

  The bride.

3 . You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try

not to hit him?

   It might be your bike.

4 . What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

    One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

5 . How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

    Paint it bright yellow and stick a spoiler on it.

6 . Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

   The police

7 . What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

     A liar.

8 . What do you say to a chav with a job?

     Can I have a Big Mac please?

9 . What do you say to a chav in a suit?

   Will the defendant please stand

10. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?

A Nova seats 4

11 . What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

A start.

12 . Why did the Chav cross the road?

     To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

13 . What do you call a Chav at college?

    The cleaner.