Buzz Billsberry Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Just had this sent from IT HQ at work There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Although, after extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Your comments please Buzz Quote
deano.1 Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Thanks for the info but i don't think i've ever come across 'WORK' Had plenty to do with the antidote tho Quote
pistonbroke2 Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 What the xxxx have you been drinkin.? P.S. Hows the V7 doin mate.? Quote
Buzz Billsberry Posted August 4, 2005 Author Posted August 4, 2005 What the xxxx have you been drinkin.? P.S. Hows the V7 doin mate.? Now then bud the V7's looking good all on course ! R u over at Harrogate KCS for the overniter? Buzz Quote
neilb Posted August 4, 2005 Posted August 4, 2005 Now then bud the V7's looking good all on course ! R u over at Harrogate KCS for the overniter? Buzz Careful Scooby might get mistaken for Harrogate KFC Overnighter......... Quote
Buzz Billsberry Posted August 5, 2005 Author Posted August 5, 2005 Though he was on a diet?? buzz Quote
Bob Green Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 Just had this sent from IT HQ at work There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Although, after extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Your comments please Buzz Buzz's comments like this always make me laugh out loud, in particular the donkey incident Quote
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