People falling victim to their own driving

[mad lon]

Kinell I think the frogs just croaked it  

[oldman]

How do you know we are not one  

We could be the Holy Trinity,the Three Musketeers,The three Amigos or just one....or a bunch of plonkers  

[neilwillis]

Plonkers I reckon.

I think I've run over my own foot more times than I can remember, but at least I walked (limped?) away from the wreckage.

[oldman]

Plonkers ay ? Wot about a poll  

[neilwillis]

Referendum you mean?

Non, Nee, No?

Oh hang on, the rest of Europe were voting on something else - and totally boring lol

[oldman]

bl****ell....sad days for Europe....Good luck Geldoff  

[pistonbroke]

Geldoff ?

Is that some kind of German Pub ?  

[jak]

In me younger days when I had a motorbike I forgot to put the sidestand down when I was at the petrol station and dropped the bike on me leg.     My mate had to lift the bike off me, luckily it was only a 'little' 125cc Yamaha.

John.

[pistonbroke]

Once dropped me pint on me foot in the pub !

managed to lick most of it up before the landlady got the mop out  

[oldman]

Is that how you developed gout  

[pistonbroke]

don't g-out much at all  

[neilwillis]

Gout's good, it gives us old uns something else to moan about

[tankerman24]

last year a bloke at work got out of his 18 ton fuel tanker realised he had left his handbrake off and ran over his foot trying to get back in. 16 weeks of work. we still take the p**s

[david.c]

last year a bloke at work got out of his 18 ton fuel tanker realised he had left his handbrake off and ran over his foot trying to get back in. 16 weeks of work. we still take the p**s

That's very good of you.......................if you didn't keep reminding him, he might do it again      

David