Fat Albert Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 THE EULOGY She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs." Quote
neilwillis Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 Brilliant! Yet another new keyboard - and this one's cordless! Quote
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