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What do you call a slightly eccentric, extremely grateful, skinny, dope-smoking, ******, three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat, has not had a wash for a long time and has just got a part in a Pantomime with a cold?

A cranky hanky thanky lanky tw**ky skanky manky minky tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky wonky bonky donkey.

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Ass...
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Can't we just call it Dobbin?

:(

Spoil Sport :p

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What do you call a slightly eccentric, extremely grateful, skinny, dope-smoking, ******, three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat, has not had a wash for a long time, has just got a part in a Pantomime with a cold, and is a bit of a masocist?

A cranky hanky thanky lanky tw**ky skanky manky spanky minky tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky wonky bonky donkey.

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What do you call a slightly eccentric, extremely grateful, skinny, dope-smoking, ******, three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat, has not had a wash for a long time, has just got a part in a Pantomime with a cold, and is a bit of a masocist?

Unbelieveable  :p

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Muffin the Mule is a criminal offence up ere  :p
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What do you call a slightly eccentric, extremely grateful, skinny, dope-smoking, ******, three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat, has not had a wash for a long time, has just got a part in a Pantomime with a cold, is a bit of a masocist and has now lost all of his house keys except the one to the shed?

A cranky hanky thanky lanky tw**ky skanky manky spanky minky tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky one-key wonky bonky donkey.

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What do you call a sunburnt, slightly eccentric, extremely grateful, skinny, dope-smoking, ******, three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat, has not had a wash for a long time, has just got a part in a Pantomime with a cold, is a bit of a masocist and has now lost all of his house keys except the one to the shed?

A cranky hanky thanky lanky tw**ky skanky manky spanky pinky minky tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky one-key wonky bonky donkey.

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Muffin the Mule is a criminal offence up ere  :p

Thats because it resembles working :0

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