Captain Colonial Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 What do you call a three-legged donkey? A wonky donkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with a twitchy eye? A winky wonky donkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye? A stinky winky wonky donkey. What do you call a three-legged midget donkey that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye? A dinky stinky winky wonky donkey. I'll get me coat... Quote
Frau Vesty Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 What do you call a three-legged midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye? A kinky dinky stinky winky wonky donkey Quote
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Captain Colonial a Radio 2 listener by any chance? Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 What do you call a three-legged midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye and go downstairs like a spring? A slinky kinky dinky stinky winky wonky donkey What do you call a three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye and go downstairs like a spring? A tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky wonky donkey What do you call a three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat? A minky tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky wonky donkey What do you call a ******, three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat? A minky tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky bonky wonky donkey Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 What do you call soemone who wastes their time on stuff like this? w**ky Quote
Barry Ashcroft Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 What do you call a ******, three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat and has not had a wash for a long time? A manky minky tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky bonky wonky donkey Quote
Kiwi XTR2 Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 What do you call a dope-smoking, ******, three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat and has not had a wash for a long time? The mascot for the New Greens Quote
neilwillis Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 Or skanky manky minky tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky wonky bonky donkey Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 What do you call a dope-smoking, ******, three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat and has not had a wash for a long time AND has just got a part in a Pantomime? Tw**ky skanky manky minky tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky wonky bonky donkey Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 What do you call a skinny, dope-smoking, ******, three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat and has not had a wash for a long time and has just got a part in a Pantomime? A lanky tw**ky skanky manky minky tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky wonky bonky donkey Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 What do you call an extremely grateful, skinny, dope-smoking, ******, three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat, has not had a wash for a long time and has just got a part in a Pantomime? A thanky lanky tw**ky skanky manky minky tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky wonky bonky donkey Quote
oldman Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 Wot do you call a five legged Donkey.....And the name is...Lucky Quote
ChrisF Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 What do you call an extremely grateful, skinny, dope-smoking, ******, three-legged tele-tubby midget donkey being ridden by Buzz that breaks wind and has a twitchy eye, goes downstairs like a spring and wears a fur coat, has not had a wash for a long time and has just got a part in a Pantomime with a cold? A hanky thanky lanky tw**ky skanky manky minky tinky-winky slinky kinky dinky stinky winky wonky bonky donkey Quote
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