O/T Directions - Tue Afternoon Laugh

[DickieB]

1.Start at local Airport.

2.Catch flight to London Heathrow Airport.

3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth

Airport.

4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International

ParkwaySouth" - follow for 0.2 miles.

6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" -

followfor 0.3 miles

7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North

AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles

8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow

for29.2 miles

9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7

miles

11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow

for 104.0 miles

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8

miles

13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" -

follow for7.8 miles

15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for

0.5 miles

16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow

for1.7 miles

17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for

0.1miles

18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now that's the way to Amarillo!!!!!!!!

SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman)]

     

But now you've reminded me I'm humming it again.                    

[Martin Keene]

Breathe...

[Blatman]

Is this the way to Amarillo

Lala la la la lala la la

Bastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.............