tuesday titter

[pistonbroke]

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have.

She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

Without them we wouldn't be here."

Puzzled, she seeks  mother out and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mommy asks,

"Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

[pistonbroke]

little boy :

mummy is god a girl or a boy?

mummy: why god is both girl and boy

little boy:

mummy is god black or white?

mummy: why god is both black and white

little boy:

mummy is god gay or strait?

mummy: why god is both gay and strait

little boy:

mummy is god Michael Jackson

[cidersurfer]

 

[pistonbroke]

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

" Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "Lets see, there's One, two, three, four, five, six, seven -

then there's you -

nine, ten, 11 ........