Supermarket slouchers

[Pepi]

I'm not a trolley sloucher, quite the opposite in fact.  If i go down an aisle with nobody in it i speed up, lean onto the trolley and take my feet off the floor - childish but fun and makes shopping more enjoyable!!!!  

I do that too (it really annoys the wife!!!  

Its the only thing that makes shopping fun

but you have to watch you don't get into a four wheel drift and always make sure you don't have the trolley with the steering defect!!

[oldman]

I'm like a slug until I hit the booze secton   Then I'm like an octopus on speed  

[Rob Navin]

Don't go near supermarkets.....

They are places of true evil

[leighc]

Don't go near supermarkets.....

They are places of true evil

wow, do you grow all your own food Rob?

[Rob Navin]

No mate I just work for a supermarket chain        

Besides any one who knows me can see I don't do food  

[leighc]

No mate I just work for a supermarket chain        

I used to ......

again...  

[pistonbroke]

Only use asda cos its me nearest shop

never go with hid shopping , too many arguments over what bacon etc we get , back or middle or whatever ?

top tip

never agree with any of yer partners choices , doing so is fatal, you might end up doin the bleedin shoppin for her  

perish the the thought  

[Captain Flimble]

Anyone remember the game 'asteroids' we used to play in the eighties. I play a similar game with supermarket trolleys.

The basic idea is that you can rotate your rocket (trolley) left or right, or thrust straight forward. On no account must you hit the asteroids (people, shelves, checkouts) or that's the end of the game (shopping trip). In the best variation of this game (means of getting arrested) is the one in which you can blow up the asteroids to make them easier to avoid - this requires blasters (tins of beans), but I haven't tried it yet.

[Peter Cox]

Anyone remember the game 'asteroids' we used to play in the eighties. I play a similar game with supermarket trolleys.

The basic idea is that you can rotate your rocket (trolley) left or right, or thrust straight forward. On no account must you hit the asteroids (people, shelves, checkouts) or that's the end of the game (shopping trip). In the best variation of this game (means of getting arrested) is the one in which you can blow up the asteroids to make them easier to avoid - this requires blasters (tins of beans), but I haven't tried it yet.

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