pistonbroke Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 no need to any more Now this is more like it Quote
pistonbroke Posted April 16, 2005 Author Posted April 16, 2005 Just the job fer yer back garden Quote
mad lon Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 You only need one dangler in there and it's time gentlemen please Quote
karlgurney Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Brings a whole new meaning to bouncing off the walls Quote
SADDLEWORTH Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Just the job fer yer back garden You can`t beat a BERNIE inn Quote
pistonbroke Posted April 16, 2005 Author Posted April 16, 2005 goodness me dont use the ash trays Quote
Jed Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 It reminds me of this joke..... An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him, so he pulls out a knife and stabs the headmaster. He runs out of the school and when he is outside, he thinks again "I hate school" and he stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later, his inflatable Mom is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police. Panicked, the inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself. Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and sees the inflatable headmaster in the inflatable bed next to his. Shaking his deflated head, more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely intones: "You've let me down, you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down". Quote
pistonbroke Posted April 16, 2005 Author Posted April 16, 2005 Funny thing , I got a puncture today 2nd this year an Ive hardly used the bloomon thing Quote
mad lon Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Starter motor,puncture ..bl**** ..I mean Kin ell ..wot did yer do in an earlier life to deserve this Quote
oldman Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Always carry a bouncy pub in me boot for those special occasions.....if I get pulled over for speeding "Wot can I get you officer"? Quote
oioi Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 i was looking for a particular PJ O'Rourke quote about drink driving when i came across this "She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. remind you of anyone Quote
bloodyell Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 remind you of anyone bl****ell yor in trouble Quote
bloodyell Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Starter motor,puncture ..bl**** ..I mean Kin ell ..wot did yer do in an earlier life to deserve this bit like beetlejuice - half say my name once and phhhhooooossssshhhhhh the bladder gives up (i am old you know) Quote
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