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All the jocks i know or have ever meet and thats a lot of them, are generally top guys and are as butch as they come.

I've just had a conversation with one of Yorkshire Bank's customer services reps. Weird I've never heard a gay sounding jock before it took me back  a bit. He was definitely bating for the other side .He sounded like that rear gunner off Coronation Street, he had a really feminine squeaky jock ascent it freaked me out!

He was definitely a dodgy butcher.....you know likes to take his meat round the back  :oops:

Beware Scotland they are coming out of the closet in land too

:down:

Buzz

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He sounded like that rear gunner off Coronation Street, he had a really feminine squeaky jock ascent it freaked me out!

You mean you actually watch that drivel, i didn't have you down as a corrie addict Pete.  

I, on the other hand have no idea who you're talking about. :p

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He sounded like that rear gunner off Coronation Street, he had a really feminine squeaky jock ascent it freaked me out!

You mean you actually watch that drivel, i didn't have you down as a corrie addict Pete.  

I, on the other hand have no idea who you're talking about. :p

No,no,no I was just passin' the tele and I heard its voice!!!

How ya doin' Kaz, hope all is ok?

See u at Stoneleigh

Buzz

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He sounded like that rear gunner off Coronation Street, he had a really feminine squeaky jock ascent it freaked me out!

You mean you actually watch that drivel, i didn't have you down as a corrie addict Pete.  

I, on the other hand have no idea who you're talking about. :p

No,no,no I was just passin' the tele and I heard its voice!!!

How ya doin' Kaz, hope all is ok?

See u at Stoneleigh

Buzz

Sorry Buzz but you don't just 'pass' the tele.  Don't worry you're secret corrie addiction is safe with me.  I won't tell a soul.

Honest :D  :D

Lookin forward to getin rat  :arse:  at Stoneleigh.  See ya there.

Kaz

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Lookin forward to getin rat  :arse:  at Stoneleigh.  See ya there.

Kaz

Top Girl

Buzz

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come off it Buzz, those two who do the "how not to decorate your house" or whatever prog are Scots and they're both chutney ferrets  :arse:  :t-up:
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come off it Buzz, those two who do the "how not to decorate your house" or whatever prog are Scots and they're both chutney ferrets  :arse:  :t-up:

Not seen it to be honest...its a bit scary when the jocks are coming out of the closet! I think  the world is doomed! It puts a whole new slant on Kilts!!

Buzz

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saw a programme recently about Alexander the Great

top man always thought he was butch as owt but found he was apparently also queer as a butchers back bacon meat cleaver

never know do you ? If yer drop yer toast , kick it into corner before you stoop to pick it up

 :arse:  :arse:  :arse:

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