The Myth

[Bananaman]

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him.........they kiss.........and then they rip each other's clothes off and make HOT, SWEATY, STEAMY love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the after glow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says......................

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

[Matt Seabrook]

[Blatman]

*Cough*

The old ones are the oldest...

[Frau Vesty]

 I decided to resist the urge to do that on this occasion    

Edit: ooh crikey that really is an old'un...first submitted to the boardroom by a good'un though  

[Bananaman]

Dec. 09 2002

I carn't even remeber what happened last week let alone 2 &1/2 years ago...............        

[Bananaman]

OK Heres another one.

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant  you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

Then God said , "Your request is very materialistic.

Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a littlemore time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "God I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

Then God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

 

[Enterpryse]

Excellent, new one on me

[Frau Vesty]

Tangent, but doesn't warrant a thread of its own: Why the World needs Norway:

[Matt Seabrook]