Calling all petrol heads

[windy]

Been pondering this recently & struggling to find the answer. So we have an election coming soon. Who is the best party to vote for who will:

1) Resurface the entire country's roads?

2) Reduce tax on fuel?

3) Reduce road tax?

4) Get the muppets that can't drive off the roads by taking their licenses away?

5) Take away speed limits on motorways?

6) Stop ploughing money into public transport?

7) Get our car industry back on track?

8) Stop road toll schemes?

9) Flatten road humps?

10) Stop women taking their kids to school in their chelsea taxi's & get them to walk instead?

Advice please?

 

[Westfields Rock On]

conservatives want rid of humps and cameras.

[windy]

Oh forgot speed camera's - good point

[Westfields Rock On]

oh and put motorrway up to 80

[S8ight]

5) Take away speed limits on motorways?

that would be scary !!

think of all those useless blind gits who crap themselves driving at 60 mph, imagine how they'd cope with loads of other cars travelling at over 100 mph  

[Frau Vesty]

No it'd be fine, because no (4) was take away the licences of all the muppets who can't drive  

[Blatman]

conservatives want rid of humps and cameras.

Conservative local councillors certainly do if the London Borough of Barnet is anything to go by. In the last 12-18 months they have removed *lots* of road humps from the side streets, and of course the happy by product of that is they get resurfaced too. Driving around the borough has become almost pleasurable...

[windy]

OK tories ahead so far - assuming you trust em!

[Blatman]

I think it's more like who you don't trust the least where politicians are concerned...

[Arm]

Any Party that has a transport policy.

Any Party that has a transport policy that doesnt increase cost in a futile effort to dissuade us from driving.

In fact any Party that has ANY policy they are capable of seeing through to a successful conclusion.

Today it cost us £110 to fuel up 2 vehicles. Predicted amount that will go towards the roads or reducing congestion - 50p.

[mud]

i agree with ash because i haven't got a clue about this either      

[windy]

Yes looks like I'm not the only one having difficulty avoiding not bothering to vote at all

Isn't Jeremy Clarkson getting into politics? What about the Monster Raving Lunes - do they have a transport policy?

Today it cost us £110 to fuel up 2 vehicles. Predicted amount that will go towards the roads or reducing congestion - 50p.

Ash, When I went to new Zealand there were empty roads, to fill a 80 litre tank with either BP or Shell fuel it cost a mere £18. Judging by the immaculately maintained road network & a population of only 4 million taxpayers, I'd suggest all the money there goes back into the roads. What's gone wrong in the UK then?

[markcoopers]

What about the Monster Raving Lunes - do they have a transport policy?

Space Cake      allegedly......

[windy]

Today it cost us £110 to fuel up 2 vehicles. Predicted amount that will go towards the roads or reducing congestion - 50p.

It feels like the scenes of Mad Max are looming very close. Do you want some help capturing a petrol tanker by any chance  

[Westfields Rock On]

LOL. Windy man, Ive been thinking this for a lng time. Especially as these Labour somb***hes are trying to get classics cars off the road.

Pigs-"Weve got a classic car on the road"

Me - "And the supercharger goes ON"