mad lon Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 Willie was born near Caterham many years ago.Willie was a bright lad ,always keen to learn. One day when Willie was out blatting he met Robin the Hood and they made friends.I know said Robin lets have some lunch.So they went to the Cateringvan and ordered a couple of burgers with extra mustard.Mmmm said Willie this tastes good,maybe we should order a couple more.No said Robin,I'm already overweight,lets just leave this Cateringvan behind and concentrate on having a good time...just the seven of us. bl****ell Robin youre right,I'm number one,youre number six....thats seven..no room for burgers Quote
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 I think the dried frog pills have worn off... Quote
Blatman Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 Too much Tartrazine and not enough Diazepam in his lemonade again... Quote
pistonbroke Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 One day when Willie was out blatting he met Robin the Hood Which of em maid marion ? Quote
alan dixon Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 One day when Willie was out blatting he met Robin the Hood Which of em maid marion ? That would have been little John Quote
Gromit Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 He`s gone "completly bursar" again, poor chap. Quote
Frau Vesty Posted March 30, 2005 Posted March 30, 2005 The antithesis to Bert Jones' diary. Come back Bert, all is forgiven Quote
mad lon Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 Allright,allright...you lot try telling a story after a bottle of wine Quote
pistonbroke Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Allright,allright...you lot try telling a story after a bottle of wine jusht how mony boothles of ween didle you say ? Quote
nlash Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Allright,allright...you lot try telling a story after a bottle of wine Did you hear the one about the donkey and the police... Sits back and waits... Quote
mad lon Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 Anyway,back on topic...One day Willie wos in Mr Mcgregors garden,smoking his weed when out popped Colin the Cateringvan.bl****hell said Willie ,do you want a drop of this carrot juice....it'll make you go faster Colin?No I'm owreet said Colin,after a couple of me burgers I go seriously fast.In fact I feel one coming on now...must dash.Soon after ,Mr Mcgregor returned to his potting shed,opened the door and said Fe Fi Fo Fum I smell the ****e of a Catering Van.Unfortunately Peter Rabbit was in the shed at the time,got the blame and the rest is history.....Beatrix Potter? I don't think so Quote
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