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The adventures of Willie the Westy


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Willie was born near Caterham many years ago.Willie was a bright lad ,always keen to learn.

One day when Willie was out blatting he met Robin the Hood and they made friends.I know said Robin lets have some lunch.So they went to the Cateringvan and ordered a couple of burgers with extra mustard.Mmmm said Willie this tastes good,maybe we should order a couple more.No said Robin,I'm already overweight,lets just leave this Cateringvan behind and concentrate on having a good time...just the seven of us.

bl****ell Robin youre right,I'm number one,youre number six....thats seven..no room for burgers  :p  :xmas:

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I think the dried frog pills have worn off...
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Too much Tartrazine and not enough Diazepam in his lemonade again... :bangshead:
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One day when Willie was out blatting he met Robin the Hood

Which of em maid marion ?  :p

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One day when Willie was out blatting he met Robin the Hood

Which of em maid marion ?  :p

That would have been little John

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He`s gone "completly bursar" again, poor chap.

:D

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A RADICAL story that ULTIMAtly failed      :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :down:
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The antithesis to Bert Jones' diary.  Come back Bert, all is forgiven  :D
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Allright,allright...you lot try telling a story after a bottle of wine  :p
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Allright,allright...you lot try telling a story after a bottle of wine  

jusht how mony boothles of ween didle you say ?

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Allright,allright...you lot try telling a story after a bottle of wine  :p

Did you hear the one about the donkey and the police...

Sits back and waits... :D

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ROFL :D:D:D
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Anyway,back on topic...One day Willie wos in Mr Mcgregors garden,smoking his weed when out popped Colin the Cateringvan.bl****hell said Willie ,do you want a drop of this carrot juice....it'll make you go faster Colin?No I'm owreet said Colin,after a couple of me burgers I go seriously fast.In fact I feel one coming on now...must dash.Soon after ,Mr Mcgregor returned to his potting shed,opened the door and said Fe Fi Fo Fum I smell the ****e of a Catering Van.Unfortunately Peter Rabbit was in the shed at the time,got the blame and the rest is history.....Beatrix Potter? I don't think so  :p  :p

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