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Is it time for my meds yet?

Yes. I'll go and get nursey........

oh dear... i think blatman's lost it  :D

PS: xflow the only way forward - see topic "more than 100%" for explaintion  :D  :blush:

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Martin............Ahem...........I think you have forgotten the blistering score I got :devil:  :devil:

Again. check thread mentioned above :D  :D  :D

David

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Shamelessly copied from blatchat  - it was obviously written about Caterhams so it doesnt mention the CVH or V8 options but I'm sure someone can add those :p

BTW Rover = K series, not V8

Rover Boy :- the most common type of Boy. Prefers cars that are powered by cheese. Often makes up for the light weight of the engine by being 3 stone overweight himself. Has a tendency to whine and remove his head at frequent intervals. Doesnt admit to liking Metros but often has a secret fetish for them

Crossflow Boy :- A bit of a traditionalist this one, likes flat cap, pipe and slippers. Prefers boat anchors to engines and is convinced they dont make anything like they used to. Doesnt like cheese. Tends to be noisy and to drink a lot.

Zetec Boy :- A Crossflow boy who is trying to be a new man. Usually ends up with a bigger anchor than before.

Vauxhall Boy :- Convinced that his is the one true way. Can be a tad on the hefty side but has legendary speed and reliability, even though he is the only one who says so

Biker Boy :- Likes things that are small, light and make lots of noise. Doesnt like going backwards

Duratec Boy :- A mythical creature said to be propelled entirely by speculation and rumour. Allegedly the new Rover Boy but , like the Yeti, has rarely been sighted in the wild

Pinto Boy :- Thinks boat anchors are too light, prefers ones intended for supertankers. Likes things rough and ready. Hangs to the right   :0

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Martin............Ahem...........I think you have forgotten the blistering score I got :devil:  :devil:

Again. check thread mentioned above :D  :D  :D

sh!te... rumbled!

I was hoping know one would notice  :D

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Crossflow Boy :- A bit of a traditionalist this one, likes flat cap, pipe and slippers. Prefers boat anchors to engines and is convinced they dont make anything like they used to. Doesnt like cheese. Tends to be noisy and to drink a lot.

not me... never touched a drop ociffer.... hic...  :D

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:D  :D  :D

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