felters Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 I wish to make it absolutely clear that I have done nothing wrong nor have I witnessed any wrong doing. And even if there was, nobody saw it and you can't prove anything. Whatever it was. Just thought I'd get that out in the open - everyone else is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 It wasn't me either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 It wasn't me either Must have been the 'Other three' then?? P.S. I haesen to add that I have got nothing to do with this, nevr have, never wil do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeB Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 Someone will get to the bottom of this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttleys V8 Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 Not me. How about the family with close Greece/German ties. Could be one of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RABoon Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 I think the butler did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 Ah........I know what your talking about........but it didn't happen. So do you reckon someone caught Charles polishing his silverware David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeB Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 Could there be a burglar in the Royal household, not one of the types that tried to break in? A keen uphill gardener it is said. I believe he likes plants as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 It'll never hold up in a court of law whatever it was, that never happened anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mb893 Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 And it was my Ferret anyway and he 'aint talking. JC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 I wish to make it absolutely clear that I have done nothing wrong nor have I witnessed any wrong doing. You lying git. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felters Posted November 8, 2003 Author Share Posted November 8, 2003 I wish to make it absolutely clear that I have done nothing wrong nor have I witnessed any wrong doing. OK,OK enough already. Time to 'fess up. It occured many years ago when I was young and living alone. I was not in a permanent relationship and they made me do it. They said it was just a one off thing and wouldn't last very long. It was a temporary lapse of judgement and shortly afterwards I realised my error and have neither visited them again or committed the act since. It is true... I have test driven a *aterham. *For legal reasons you will only be able to read this in Scotland and outside the UK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Johnson Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 Thank god it was only a Caterinvan. You'd have been b*******ed if it was anything else, like a robin hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 You'd have been b*******ed if it was anything else, As the Prince said to the Butler.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilwillis Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 That was a little harsh, he only said the c word once! Make him come n lick my Westfiled too, it needs a wash! Anyway you got it all wrong........ denial - a big river in Africa (from the hogsfud dick shunnery) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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