Mrs Westy Posted March 12, 2002 Posted March 12, 2002 A couple had been married for 25 years and had also just celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and p**f... She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand and p**f... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. He was 90... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. All men are b******ds but at least the fairies are on our side… Mrs Westy (disclaimer: the above does not apply to the very lovely Westy ) Quote
Blatman Posted March 12, 2002 Posted March 12, 2002 Women have only two faults. Everything they say, and everything they do Quote
Captain Colonial Posted March 12, 2002 Posted March 12, 2002 Oh, dear. I guess I should show you some of the jokes a lady friend of mine sent me years ago. Those of you who are not female or are not offended by strong language, download here: Women Jokes This ought to stir things up a bit! Quote
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