MARSDALEBEAR Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T- shirt to a water park. You can wear no T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Morning suit rental £100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is £8.95 for a three- pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails in 1 minute. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Dec 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Quote
MARSDALEBEAR Posted December 22, 2004 Author Posted December 22, 2004 *cough* B****r,but I dont spend ALL my time on here you know! Quote
Blatman Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 Yeah but just think what you're missing by not catching up properly when you do log on... Quote
MARSDALEBEAR Posted December 22, 2004 Author Posted December 22, 2004 Yeah but just think what you're missing by not catching up properly when you do log on... Quote
SteveF Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 Rampant inflation strikes the UK! - the original had a wedding dress for £2k - the last one now has it at £5k - that's £3k increase in a month - trouble is they never really work out as a good investment Quote
Jed Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 trouble is they never really work out as a good investment Depends on how many wives you go through. Get a good dress that lasts and keep it as part of the divorce settlement ready for the next one. Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 Yeah but just think what you're missing by not catching up properly when you do log on... Yes everybody, remember the boardroom law, you have to remember every post ever made, even if you're new to the board, and never repeat anything,....I said never repeat anything. So.....where does Kylie Minogue get her Kebabs?, Where can I get Daihatsu Charade Alternators and "Avatar Test" Quote
adhawkins Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 "Avatar Test" Did someone mention avatars? Andy Quote
Bob Green Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 Your underwear is £8.95 for a three- pack. Used to be £1 in my day (we are talking about the same thing.... are we?) Quote
MARSDALEBEAR Posted December 22, 2004 Author Posted December 22, 2004 Your underwear is £8.95 for a three- pack. Used to be £1 in my day (we are talking about the same thing.... are we?) You need to stop shopping at Asda Bob Quote
Blatman Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 .....where does Kylie Minogue get her Kebabs?, Jasons doner van... Where can I get Daihatsu Charade Alternators You local electrical factors, or the breakers yard... "Avatar Test" Next forum down... Next patient... Quote
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