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... and apologies to you all if you've already seen it.... but the inter-service banter value of this http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1118  is just too good to miss.....

Oh to have been a fly on the wall at the de-brief....

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Just love it when the lifejackets go off!

It's all right though, they're only Gunners (Royal Artillery). I know their boss, and we still give him stick for it (again and again)

Dickie

PS yep, just got back, been away with work...

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im sure frau v. will be along with a link to when it was posted last  ;)
Posted

I'd be more concerned for their lives if I new the Yanks where following them in!!

Buzz

Posted

You get a lot of smarties for £40.00 a week!

:D:D:D:D:D

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You get a lot of smarties for £40.00 a week!

:D:D:D:D:D

Neil they are called Disco biscuits now not smarties ask any drug enforcement orfficer  :p

Buzz  :xmas:

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