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I saw an accident last night that got me thinking a bit ( Not a good idea late on a Monday night )

Driving home along a road that has a house with more lights on the outside of it than Blackpool on it.

A driver of a Escort had obviously hit the breaks to have a close look   :D  :D

( Can you see where its going yet )

The driver behind in a mondeo also having a good look at the lights went striaght up the  :arse: of the Escort making it Fiesta size   :devil:

Who is to blame ?

The Guy in the Mondeo

Or the Home owner for causing a distraction along a main road ?

Any way is anyone needs any Zetec parts there were lots been swept to the side of the road last night, let me know what you need  :devil:  :devil:

:xmas:

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Bang their heads together! :p:D
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I think they're called fairy lights for a reason!

:p

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If it's a 2Lt, put me name on it.. ;)
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Who do you blame then...either or both drivers or the home owner?

If a women flashes (her breasts) at the side of the road and a car crashes....who to blame?

Who cares so long as i get a look too :p

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Those folk that tart up their houses with those cheap totally tacky flashing lights and santa's etc should have the gonads removed  :devil:  :angry:  :angry:  :D  :D  :p  :D  :D  :D  :D  :devil:

*bah humbug - runs for cover in the pine forest*  :devil:  :devil:  :devil:  :D

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Im with you on that Mr Stanton.  Some of the houses near me must be connected to the national grid and visible from space. :D  :D

The house owners are usually receiving government benefit, 8 kids, 3 cars (all with no MOT/TAX), 2 pitbull dogs, smoke, sell dodgy clothes and wear tracksuits. :angry:  :devil:  :devil:

I'll get me coat. :D

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Im with you on that Mr Stanton.  Some of the houses near me must be connected to the national grid and visible from space. :D  :D

The house owners are usually receiving government benefit, 8 kids, 3 cars (all with no MOT/TAX), 2 pitbull dogs, smoke, sell dodgy clothes and wear tracksuits. :angry:  :devil:  :devil:

I'll get me coat. :D

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN TO MY ESTATE THEN :p  :D  :blues:

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SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN TO MY ESTATE THEN

I can see that glow on the horizon from where I live. :D

Seriously though some of these houses now adays are completely OTT and its just a case of outdoing the neighbours.

:angry:

Christmas shmishmas, rather have a cup of tea and a really good s**t.

stands by to recieve incoming flak.

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A couple of years ago one of my engineers ran into the back of a van at a T junction as his attention was diverted by a 'Lady of the Night' in a very short skirt standing on the pavement next to the junction.... :D:D:D Boy did he get the p*** taken out of him at our annual bash :D:D

Any way is anyone needs any Zetec parts there were lots been swept to the side of the road last night, let me know what you need  

Are there any left after you'd picked up the engine as an upgrade.......

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Are there any left after you'd picked up the engine as an upgrade.......

Ian.

I have looked seriously at an upgrade to a Zetec.

Trouble is it won't fit in the lawnmower  :devil:  :devil:  :devil:  :devil:

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Hang on to the thermostat housing,I'm planning on waking up a sleeping policeman tomorrow....again  :down:
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Im with you on that Mr Stanton.  Some of the houses near me must be connected to the national grid and visible from space. :D  :D

The house owners are usually receiving government benefit, 8 kids, 3 cars (all with no MOT/TAX), 2 pitbull dogs, smoke, sell dodgy clothes and wear tracksuits. :angry:  :devil:  :devil:

I'll get me coat. :D

Jon

Seen 'em, know what you mean.Apparently planes have been trying to land on their drive - mistaking it for East Midlands Airport. :D

Ours is the only house without Blackpool illuminations nailed to the outside. I don't need any lights on in the house all the neighbours christmas lights are so bright they 're not needed :D  :D

John.

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