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I wuv you tho'! ;)

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FREAK :p:p:p:p:p
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25 years and £2500 :arse:

Loved the one about shooting arrows at scotts etc :angry:

The U.S.A have some really daft laws. I watched a program the other nite and in a small town somewhere the squirrels have right of way on the roads. If your cought running one over your jailed. :D

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A 3 - 5 stretch and no fine  :D

I allways knew i was a good guy ;)

Its a good job they didnt ask all the right questions  :devil:

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As a lady of leisure, I might spend some time playing about with the permutations and work out what you lot have been up to...

my guess is the possible death sentance is for either sex with an under 16 year old or drug smuggling.

not that i would have ticked either of those boxes mind  :devil:  :devil:  :devil:  :D  ;)  ;)  ???

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my soon to be father in law has "true" and "love" on his knuckles

he also has "hot" and "cold" above his nipples (did himself infront of the mirror).  

he recently got out of prison.

I am never being nasty to his daughter ;);)

Sure it wasn't toh and dloc.Nice run up to Kielder from Grasmere last year(mums the word) ;)

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Years in prison: 72 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

And i don't even like mincepies.

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37 years and £3000....I should still be alive when I get out...you lot will all be atleast 110 when you get out :p  :D
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Downright Nasty:

You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

:oops::p

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