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Hey I offered 60p and you were putting the other 40p to it.

The original challange of getting his neice to wax the tash off was rejected but I do recall that he was prepared to shave ot off for the cash...

Neil any news  ???

/posh voice mode

erf blah blah ummm yesss moustache razor what what

I was of course very very drunk

/posh voice off

I think you must have had me confused with another 6'6 bloke with a beer in his hand, and no sense at all ;)

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Posted

I can't name names, but a certain young female resident of Switzerland handed them to me at about 2am Tommo.

Well who'd have thought it?......Shockin'

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You grassa Mr W  :D  :D  :devil:  :devil:  :D  :devil:  :D

And everything was being lined up for Ransom demands  :D  :D  :devil:  :devil:  :devil:  :D  ;)  :D

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Well, I still have 'em, so a ransom isn't out of the question ;)
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Oh that's alright then  :D  :D  :devil:  :devil:  :devil:  :D
Posted

Its sounds like ya'll had a proper night out!! How bad was Delboy? I would loved to have seen that ! I believe Vectra Dave from Plays-Kool did the 'chunder' :D I wish I could have been there but Linda my girlfriend had broken her leg on saturday morning and was in absolute agony. She was out running  and slipped on an embankment and end up on her A*** at the bottom.

She's been stopping at my house until the swelling and pain goes away. She's nick named me 'fetch'. Shes sends her apologies for not letting me go and annoy you all on saturday night!

She's still in agony,I must admit she does look odd with her pot as she is very patite and the pot is twice the size of her legs put together. It looks like she's at on a bar stool all the time :D

It was good to here Nanas is still keeping the Le-Mans tradition up, keeping the bar staff a wake all night. I must admit we had a lot of very late nights in France. well done sir

Buzz

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You could hang on to em between you and take turns to pretend thy're yours!! :D  :D  :p  :arse:  :oops:

BTW Markyboy, new regs look a bit more like it!!

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Ode to diced carrots !  specially for 'me bloke'

Oh dear what can the matter be?

The room is now spinning and I feel quite queeezy

Was it the bud or the spicy chop suey

Diced carrots will always be there

Oh dear what can the matter be?

my legs are not working and I feel wobberley

My specs are steamed up - without thinking of Kylie

Diced carrots will always be there

Oh dear what can the matter be?

me blokes had to 'hot foot' a bit sharp to the lavatory

calling out loud for his mates Ralph and Hughie

Diced carrots will always be there

Oh dear what can the matter be?

Del Boys unconscious and snoring persistently

The sick bowl is poised for the action its gonna see

Diced carrots will always be there !

I just couldn't let it lie - you know you'll get your own back before long xx

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Stoppit, I'm gonna puke...

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just woke up what happened  :( urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh cider
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Monday evening and i am a live at last :D
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After . . . . . .

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Is he remembering all the driving advice he was giving me??

Luned

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Sounds like you all had a good night boys.

Sorry I couldn't be there!

Maybe next year!

If ISM wants some Chinese Takeaway send him over here there are about 250 Million of them,

he's bound to have a chance with one of them!!!!

:p

Good luck in 2005 everyone.

Chris

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So is little Del the reason why we could wash our hands in the bogs?  :D

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