Once upon a time....

[chrisbin]

     

[Turbo Tommo]

How true

An essay on Tommo

Think back to the first time you ever heard of Tommo. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Tommo. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, Tommo is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Tommo is rarely given rational consideration by the aristocracy, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Tommo. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he could have been making a reference to Tommo, but probably not. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Tommo. Observers claim it demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. If society has a favourite child, it is Tommo.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Tommo. Of course, Tommo fits perfectly into the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Oil

Prices

 Tommo

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Recent studies indicate that oil prices world wide are driven entirely by Tommo. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the two, equally popular approaches to Tommo. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, the star of stage and screen Odysseus Skank 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] He was first introduced to Tommo by his mother. If Tommo be the food of politics, play on.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, Tommo is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enlightens our daily lives, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and it brings the best out in people.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Shania Beckham: 'Tommo is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

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[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] Your guide to Tommo - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing

 

TT

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

If you follow the links through random person generator it goes to a God-site

Edited to say I've just read the URL - it IS a God site!  

[Howard]

An essay on my hair

To delve deeply into my hair is an exciting adventure. Advancments in my hair can be linked to many areas. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, my hair is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It is estimated that that my hair is thought about eight times every day by socialists, trapped by their infamous history. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he shead new light on my hair, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet my hair cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon my hair. If society has a favourite child, it is my hair.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will study the JTB-Guide-Dog model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Market

Value

Of

Gold

 my hair

The statistics make it clear that my hair is a major market factor. Well the market value of gold sings a very different tune. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing the two sides of my hair.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the uncompromising Demetrius T. Time 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with my hair, that this highlights an important issue. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of my hair.'

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow my hair to win our vote?

Conclusion

In conclusion, my hair parades along man's streets and man waves back. It enriches, ensures financial stability, though my hair brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly my hair.

I'll leave you with this quote from Britney Travolta: 'I love my hair? Yes! Hurray for my hair!' [3]