Fat Albert Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Woman, Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You b******d! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long ?" The husband sighed. "Oh s**t, it's started!" Quote
oldman Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 Bring me a bottle of wine before it finishes Quote
pistonbroke Posted October 14, 2004 Posted October 14, 2004 Sunday Morning ............ Husband goes up stairs carrying a breakfast tray. Wife sits up in bed. " What have we here "? "What a lovely suprise" Husband there you go dear a `nice cuppa tea , and two asprin Wife Why 2 asprin Husband For your headache dear Wife But I dont have a headache! Husband 'WEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA! Ya cant beat the Old Un's Quote
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