.....today I mostly dislike:

[Phssthpok]

.....women over 30 with nose studs

.....old men with earrings

.....anyone with a pierced navel

.....painted toenails

.....women with hairy knuckles

.....Jane McDonald's nose

.....people who smoke in cars

.....people who smoke near children

.....people who smoke

.....soft toilet paper

.....sausages

.....anyone who swears in public

.....doctors with halitosis

.....policemen with moustaches

.....policewomen with moustaches

.....football fans

.....landlords who pick their noses behind the bar

.....barmaids in pink bras

.....anyone who eats cockles

.....B&Q

....."Baby on Board" cards in cars

.....anyone who plays golf

.....neutered dogs

.....anyone who says, "Basically"

.....anyone who says, "Obviously"

.....anyone who says, "Y'know what I mean"

.....anyone who says, "Cool"

.....anyone who can't spell, hypoglycaemia

.....Hazel O'Connor's eyebrows

[oldman]

Hang on ....Ive got a Baby on board sticker on me Wessie

[Luke_Eliasz]

Hang on ....Ive got a Baby on board sticker on me Wessie

lol    

[Gromit]

Hang on ....Ive got a Baby on board sticker on me Wessie

Yep a carry cot will fit neatly into the boot box.

[alan dixon]

.....soft toilet paper

Do you like the tracing paper type then

[Mrs Westy]

Sorry mate, after all that, it looks as if you still like me  

[Nick M]

Sorry mate, after all that, it looks as if you still like me  

I'm guessing you missed the one about ".....women with hairy knuckles" then....

 

*Runs for cover at a *VERY* great rate of knots !!!*

[Mrs Westy]

It's a good thing you're on another continent, Mr M, or else there'd be trouble...

[Nick M]

I just hope you've forgotten about it by the time I get home....

[Blatman]

Last woman over 30 with a nose stud that I knew *well* was a right goer, so I reckon you're missing out there my friend...

Mind you, as an old man with an earring, maybe it's just me...

[karlgurney]

.....soft toilet paper

you havent lived in the desert for 2 and a half months

.....sausages

they make a great sandwich get a grip!!!

.....anyone who eats cockles

Totally agree    

Karl

[david.c]

What a cool list..........Y'know what I mean............Obviously you do...........Basically, I would have to agree with everything apart from the hipogliseema one    

David

[peterg]

I think you could add:

..... anyone wearing a football club t-shirt when NOT going to a match

..... overweight women showing their midriff

..... overweight women showing their thong string  

[peterg]

people who smoke

not counting women under people then Buzz?        

[david.c]

Dial 1 for accounts,2 for card payment etc,etc,etc,etc,etc

AAaaarrgghhhhh!!!            

David