Bit late......

[Phssthpok]

.....here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian danglers is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven danglers on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them....Oh my God, what have I just said?"

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

Oh well, that's another cup of tea sprayed over the monitor  

   

[Mark Stanton]

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian danglers is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven danglers on the field."

But that old "Bluenose" stopped playing football years ago         and Great Britain / england don't send a footie team to Olympics          

I'll get me anorak          

[Doug D.]

that's another cup of tea sprayed over the monitor  

It was nearly a 10 year old single malt sprayed over mine        

[cidersurfer]

 LOL