Buzz Billsberry Posted February 17, 2002 Posted February 17, 2002 THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female ... Any part under a car's bonnet. Male ..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female ... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another Male ..... Playing cricket(girlies game) without a box. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female ... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male ..... Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female ... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male .... Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female ... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male .... Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female ... An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. Male ..... A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female ... The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male ..... Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female ... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male ..... A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes I thank U Buzz Quote
Mark Stanton Posted February 18, 2002 Posted February 18, 2002 That's your best yet Buzz No doubt Mrs Westy will be along shortly Quote
Mrs Westy Posted February 20, 2002 Posted February 20, 2002 ...I have no riposte - just this once, I actually agree!Especially the "thingy". That is what everything under the bonnet/on the dashboard/attached to the car is called isn't it? I think they should produce haynes manuals specially for women, instead of the spanner system they could have "wear short skirt and ask a neighbour" through to "don't even think about it, Luv". Mrs Westy Quote
Blatman Posted February 20, 2002 Posted February 20, 2002 wear short skirt and ask a neighbour That would probably be the only category, 'cos it seems to work every time................unlike my car, after following the Haynes manual "instructions"........... Quote
Mrs Westy Posted February 20, 2002 Posted February 20, 2002 wear short skirt and ask a neighbour Worked for me for several years, until Westy came along. The neighbours don't seem to be so keen on Westy wearing a short skirt and asking them nicely :0 Mrs Westy (oh boy I'm in *big* trouble now) Quote
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