Buzz Billsberry Posted July 7, 2004 Posted July 7, 2004 > Figo, Ronaldo and Beckham are at the pearly gates of heavan, when St. > Peter opens the gate. He turns to Figo and asks "Why do you deserve > eternal happiness in heaven my son?" > > Figo replies "I am an artist, I inspire young people to be great > footballers, and in turn take them away from a life of crime." > > St. Peter nods, impressed. He turns to Ronaldo and asks the same > question. > > Ronaldo retorts "When I play football I treat everyone as an equal, I > see no ethnic or racial divides. The boy from Rio is the same as the > superstar from Madrid." > > > Once again St. Peter is impressed, and nods. Next he turns to Beckham. > "I suppose you are looking for your f**king ball back?" Buzz Quote
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