I feel sick…

[Captain Colonial]

I had one of these in the 70s.  It tried to kill me at least three times to my recollection.  I bought it for $2,500 and sold it for the same when I couldn’t afford to run it.

 

 

[dvd8n]

I sometimes think that if I still had all the cars that we've had in our family then I'd be a good way on the way to being a millionaire.  But then I remember that the reason that we got rid of most of them was terminal tinworm.

 

So I'd not be a millionaire; I'd just own a very large pile of iron oxide.