Doh; idiot of the day

[Buzzer]

You shouldn't feel less of an A***........................just that you have more stupid friends than you thought

David,... great quote.....              

[Fat Albert]

Once lived in a cottage in a village which had a serious damp problem. One day I put up some shelves in the living room, some time later that day my wife took a bath in the downstairs bathroom.

Relaxing, she reached with her toe to add more hot water only for a VERY loud scream to penetrate even my after DIY stupour. Rushed in to bathroom to find her hair standing on end, nasty burn on toe and house electrics shorted.

I had drilled through power cable which then earthed through damp walls to taps, 3 rooms away  

Hmmm, wonders about insurance and manslaughter and would it have been worth it? I didn't say that, don't tell me I said that, don't tell HER I said that  

PS... Ever wondered why the word for causing death by negligence contains the word laughter?

[david.c]

I had drilled through power cable which then earthed through damp walls to taps, 3 rooms away  

Hmmm, wonders about insurance and manslaughter

I reckon that would have taken some explaining Albert          

David

[Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO]

Many years ago when i was young and just buying my first home, we never had any spare money,  

So when i came to change my old car for another car not quite as old, before i drove it to the dealers i syphoned the petrol tank dry, then poured back in half a gallon,

drove to the dealer picked up my 'new' car,

drove home and poured all the petrol into my 'new' car, great    

then i started to put my tools and bits and bobs in the boot, including the gallon of water i allways carry arround..................................

now where  did i put that can of water its nowhere to be found

[darthurs]

You didn't?

Dan

[Matt Seabrook]

[Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO]

You didn't?

Dan

I did  

[darthurs]

Well you just have to look bad at a couple of my post to find something stupid to laugh at.

Dan

[Doug D.]

I was having trouble with the engine hoist so i pulled the little filler plug out and got hit by a jet of hydraulic oil square in the face and then to make it worse the hoist went totally pig and left me with an engine jammed in the engine compartment.    

[oldman]

Once nailed a dartboard to the wall directly above a light switch